CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.
"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"
(Source: loveholic198, via msfruitkiller)
me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly
OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist
wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist
(Source: ridinghi, via garyhiggins)
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
(Source: dallasharry, via hate)